drink some water, pull the trigger, get a bfast sandwich. Only good things.
am i at home because theres a dig starrrrring at me and i dont know wit plus i haer sirens. run fast.
I miss Michael Jackson so much sometimes
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
we used a swiffer mop as a stripper pole.
when I said energy drinks I meant cocaine
That was the #1 scariest moment in my life. I have full trust in you, I let you bite my penis for god sake.
There was a group of girls next to us. One was smiling at me. I only remember walking up and saying "oh you're Russian". Not sure where it went from there
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
I'm only friends with her because I can't stop watching the train wreck.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
Pretty good. Thinking about getting day drunk and filling out job applications so I don't hate myself as much
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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