you mean i was at the winter classic?
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us
See, it wasn't that I broke my nose having sex. Its that I forgot about the bedposts...
we drunk the bar out of liquor so the guy was selling us bottles of wine for $2a each. Only good thing to come outta this flood
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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