i just want to meat her and do terribly wonderful things to her vagina...
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Just saw a british exchange student take a flyer for free dental care. Yes.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
The last thing I remember is trying to split my bridesmaid dress down the back like the incredible hulk.
and you succeeded.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I don't know what to tell you, usually I would just ask if they'd like to meet the captain. If you can't get laid it's your problem.
Keep it up. It gets easier when you turn 21. Something happens in people's brains when they turn 21 and all of a sudden you have the power to drink constantly and abuse drugs and still graduate with good grades and your shit together. Im almost positive I read it in my freshman year bio textbook
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
How many of my Tinder dates can my Christian roommate accidentally meet in the hallway at 3am before she's horrified and moves out?
So you broke your ribs while fucking? Dude you just got about 25% hotter.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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