Also how the fuck did i get like 30 brown napkins
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
Just found the video that explains the neighborhood applause. Your landlord is awesome, and the clothes are on the roof
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
You emptied out your taco and asked the lady for a refill...and then you continued to carry out a full conversation SCREAMING
Apparently it is impossible to get kicked out of taco bell....I'll try harder next time
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
Yeah I went home with her... She had me take off everything but my shirt and from across the room goes, "Now dance. Just dance that dick over here"
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
if i drink i'll go into liver failure but ok
totally worth it, dude its $1 pbr
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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