their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
Its like a zucchini between his legs. An orgasmic zucchini.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
Denial and avoidance are my survival strategies for 2013.
Denial, avoidance and beer.
I guess my vagina missed him because it called and left a 5 min. message. Color me impressed
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
all his sexual metaphors involve condiments, should I worry?
It wasn't intentional or anything but I've now had sex with all of your siblings. How's college going?
I always know im high when I can't remember how to pee.
The only thing good about being back at work is the lunch time hand jobs from the MILF
Randomize
