I wanna go to beed woth a nboy
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
the liability waiver did not state that i couldn't bring my bottle of wine in the bouncy castle. it did Not.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
my knee is completely bruised from kneesliding into the bowling ball. bowling for creativity points was a win
Sean getting laid is an anomaly, Sean banging the hottest single girl at the wedding is a fucking unicorn being ridden by a leprechaun walking through mordor.
Slept with my first Irish dude before I even got off the plane. Dublin has no idea what I have in store for it.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
some dude just accurately guessed my height and bra size.. that is cup AND inches around. creepy, yet impressive
I'm curious as to what my outfit choices drunk me made for this weekend.
My RA just sigh me high as fuck acting like a zombie and scratching at my door. Thoughts?
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Randomize
