omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
I can get head just about anywhere nowadays so that's not much of an incentive, coffee on the other hand...
You were like pukeahontas last night, you tried to tell us you were okay, then you puked in the garden.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
I'm basically your average "grandpa stuck in a 28 year old woman's body" - i'm super passionate about retirement and crossing on the walk signal.
and SLEEP god I love sleep
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
just so you know.. snorkeling hungover: great decision. I was throwing up and he couldn't even tell!
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
i got to his house for our first date at the same time as his dealer, so what I'm saying is I'm in love
Why did I wake up with BYOB sharpied on my stomach
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
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