Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
sitting in class between the roommates of the two girls i fucked over break. this feels like a bad version of wife swap
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Power went out. She lit a candle and gave me head. Made some pretty impressive candlelight cocksucking shadowpuppets. Must be what porn was like in olden times.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I think the biggest problem with being overhigh is when the kitchen was on fire and I was pointing and laughing and eating rootbeer oreos like it was fucking Ozzfest 2000
So high, just applauded for a magic trick on Hulu.
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
That has got to be a joke. No human eats that much grass and lives to tell the tale.
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