My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
no you cant smoke seaweed
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
The last thing I remember is yelling "ill handle this" while wearing a lion suit and holding a jug of vodka when the RAs came
I mean, there was frosting being put on a tunafish sandwich. Pretty sure she knew we were high.
On my way home I stopped at target and bought beer and galoshes. I am a planner.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
I just can't have sex with a guy who has nicer eyebrows than me
My liver hurts and I just woke up from my first sleep in two days
Sounds like the perfect vacation
What's great about college is that i can eat chocolate cereal for every meal and call it a money saving technique.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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