I'm too stoned for this. I'm Canadian.
im drinking this country out of the recession.
I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
The only difference is Iv never super glued straws to your nipples.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
At this point it's more of an experiment to see how much actual bush growth is possible. See, being single can be both educational and surprisingly comfy!
I literally can not watch Thor without thinking of your dick
I just drunkenly emailed my feminist dissertation as a resignation letter for my call center job. What am I doing with my life!?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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