I swear to god Optimus Prime and Megatron are fighting in my head right now.
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
The really sad thing is that I actually practiced crawling in my room yesterday in preparation for today
Being the adderall dealer on campus, I feel responsible for everyone graduating.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
Whatever. He's going to tie me up tonight whether he wants to or not.
There should be an open time period where you show each other your goods and it's totally socially acceptable to bail.
I wholeheartedly concur
...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
Do you own a cuff key and know where Karen lives?
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