I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
There is so much to learn about oneself from autofill.
That's fun. I just masturbated and I swear my vagina creaked.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
I'd google it, but I don't really want my search history to say, "Name for masturbating on a flight."
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
Literally every boy I've dated is now in a somewhat successful band. My vagina has obviously been blessed by the rock gods.
I made him dress me after we fucked. He put me in TMNT pants and then told me I looked hot.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
It’s easy for me to be professional, the tough part is finding the perfect amount of bitchy undertone
Girl behind me in line at CVS was getting impatient then outta nowhere blew up shouting that if she didn't get her plan B soon she might be a mom and that if we couldn't tell she'd be a horrible mom
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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