He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
Bigbird is at the bar Im at. whats her name
Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
I just ate an adderall and jelly sandwich in front of my mom. Homework time!
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
i have a real life question, do ur boyfriends pretend to be vampires ever?
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
Guys, right now i need a picture of a squirrel, preferably with one of you guys but not necessary.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Oh and I ate all of your Cinnamon Toast Crunch. Consider it part of your reparation payment for accidental anal insertion. I may continue to collect payments until I am no longer sore.
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
Coming straight to your house after the flight. If not in Federal Prison for disobeying peanut laws.
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