quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I need to stop coming to work sober
I cannot believe how calm you were last night about telling Katie she was on fire.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
I was alternating between saying "yall need Jesus" and "God bless" the entire night
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
So hypothetically speaking.. say someone dropped their birth control pill in a hot bowl of soup, and it possibly disintegrated.. would it be just as useful?
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
I Never thought my late 30s would end up with me getting eaten out on a desk in the managers office of a lululemon, but I guess being a franchise owner has its perks!
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