I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
suddenly SuperBad didn't seem so funny anymore...she did have her period on my leg.
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I cant even remember his name or what he looked like. all I remember is what the tattoo on his forearm looked like.
well, he kindof looked like a walmart greeter. I tried to stop you
It seems to me that once you begin comparing Jesus to hercules and calling him a super pimp you should put the wine away...
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
Can you rollerblade?
No, why?
Honestly, I was high and picturing us roller blading together. I wanted to see if I could make my dreams a reality.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
She looked so much better when u didn't look at her and the music was too loud to hear her
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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