Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
can't decide if i want to get drunk or coked for this harry potter thing.. it is kind of long
aren't you going with children?
It's like having an annoying little brother who wants to have sex with you
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
I really need to stop coming home drunk and lint rolling my rabbit.
Also, I threw up on the playground again. I've honestly had more fun there this past summer than I did in my entire childhood.
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
I couldn't sleep so I took 4 shots of vodka and promptly threw up in the sink. Happy Thursday
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
If my emotions are below a 3 or above a 7, I'm crying
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
Randomize
