ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
My boss just called me into his office to apologize for being an "inadvertant cockblock"
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
seriously though jaeger and i are fucking done professionally
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Omg 230 lb butch lesbian with a mustache grabbed my dick. I need an adult
She asked if i could guess "what shape her carpet was". I got it wrong (christmas tree).
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You know you've been having sex for 9 months when you do Rock Paper Scissors for who has to go on top
My aunt asked how many piercings I had and my mom said seven and I said nine and that's how my family found out I had my nipples pierced.
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
I opened my eyes to the dog snorting coke, I decided it was best to just close my eyes and forget what I saw
Randomize
