sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
sometimes i look at this picture of your cock before i go to sleep, there's something comforting about it
i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
she gave me head while wearing a sombrero and told me it was her "welcome to south of the border" blowjob. i am never leaving mexico.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
What part of don't open in front of your kids didn't you understand? Astroglide, magnums, fuzzy handcuffs and a blindfold are going to be hard to explain as friends presents.
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
THE FASTEST WAY TO MY HEART IS THROUGH FAMILY SIZED BAGS OF GENERIC BRAND CHEESE BALLS
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
He made me ask permission to to cum and it made me cum.
Randomize
