well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
other girls like to lick balls but none of them live for it like u do
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
I think there is a legit party going on the place we thought was AA
Do you think it would be a margarita if you just out tequila in a sonic slush?
I know we were going to go hiking today, but I don’t think I can face reality until Wednesday
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
One day I'll learn not to get drunk on a plane. Today is not that day.
Let's go buy marshmallows and play chubby bunny until we feel alive again
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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