About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
I just walked by a homeless man reading the money section of USA Today...
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
a garbage man just dropped off my phone and wallet. he found them in the trash this morning.
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
she's sitting here naked with heels and a taco.
This could help me cancel out guys. First 4 that text me get to stay in the loop. And the last one gets the boot. We'll do this til there's only one man standing
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
Gold rum. Strong marijuana. Jabba the Hut in stilettos. Deep thigh bruise. Yes, thal all happened. Sorry dude.
Also my bed has glitter in it for reasons I do not recall
Floor bacon is actually really good
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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