It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
Note to self: never go down on a girl first thing in the morning…its like opening a grilled cheese sandwich
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
I bet her clit looks like pig in a blanket.
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
So my date night ended with us watching porn with his roommate.
There's a skull full of vodka. How bad can it be?
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
I woke up to find my purse full of puke, and all I could think was not again.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I don't know, but I assume drunk me had her reasons. I trust her judgement.
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