The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
this one can actually spell my name, that's a shoe-in
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
i fucking swear, saying shit like "i dont get jealous" is like personally inviting your slutty friend to fuck the guy you slept with like a month ago
sex on the stairs. not our finest idea.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
After getting all 4 of my wisdom teeth removed I asked my dentist how much better would I be at head
I should become her mentor. Get her life back together for her
You mean sponsor?
Next time a random bus filled with santas pulls up to the bar, I'm not getting on it.
Leaving Denver airport I just saw a group of young Republicans in matching green T-shirts that said "4/20 Baby!"
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
