i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
there were at least 5 of us standing around the bathroom stall cheering you on to throw up.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I don't know what you drank last night but you really enjoyed the 4 egg body shots.
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
Just found a hole in my wall with your left shoe in it.
He could tell i had a fever by feeling my tits. He gets docter of the year.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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