we were playing true or dare on a webcam chat and i was way to drunk ...i ended up having to drink my own piss outta a beer bottle, life couldnt get any worse right now
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
We realized he wasn't with us anymore, so we turn around and he's 20 feet back, peeing on a squirrel.
You expect me to find someone in two days who I feel comfortable enough with to ask them to get drunk and go play in foam with me?
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
He's a little cute, in a dorky, I-know-for-a-fact-his-cock-is-huge kind of way
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
I didn't know what happened last night until the bruises in the shape of hands showed up on my boobs. Then it all made sense.
You realize we were screaming in the car about our apartment next year because we can "bring home randoms whenever we want" and "stare at each other from our door ways"
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
He's the first boyfriend I wouldn't cheat on. This is a really big deal for me
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