I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I remember desperately screaming that I love my life and running in zig zags all the way home
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
This is simple. Just sex and high fives. No feelings.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Hopefully this dress says "let me rent your house" and not "let me suck your dick for money"
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
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