How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
So my ex just cheated on her current bf w/me and now there's a car coming to take me to Vegas... Is this really my Thursday night?
I hate you.
ALL CAPS CUZ ITS SERIOUS SHAME.
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
My ex was there, the 2 girls I'm seeing showed up and I had a pocket full of VIP passes 2 the strip club. Had all the makings of an epic night but I fell asleep at the bar.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I need to get off of her emotional roller coaster. I've been on it for a fucking year and I've been throwing up the entire time.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
I'm pretty sure the cop knew you were drunk when you tried to light your cigg with a chapstick.
I asked him to have birthday sex with me via xbox live
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