You picked the wrong day to call in sick. She's wearing the librarian glasses today.
plans for tonight: dress up like pirates, drink a bottle of mad dog and watch the sorostitues across the street get naked. and yes, the mad dog part is already in play. hurry the fuck up. i look like a loser doing this alone.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
she said shes getting her period tomorrow so she wants to have sex now. i didnt object. it would have been heartless.
ofcourse you didnt.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
Fair enough. Everyone has some guilty pleasures. Yours is yourself
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
The only thing I'm asking santa for is my period.
And vodka?
And vodka.
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
Randomize
