Fuck. sleeping in my sisters room again I heard zombie noises outside my window
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I took my shirt off and stood in the kitchen for an hour and a half talking to his parents about my tattoos
I wish we could skip the pretense of being normal and just start drinking wine with breakfast
She was shaking her boobs and I was so high all I could think was "breast maracas"
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I vaguely remember trying to exfoliate my face with your leg hair. Sorry about that.
Me either. I want to get 'chase a stray cat through the neighborhood in my hooker heels' drunk. And it's your birthday, so you have to get 'best friend holding your hair while you puke in the bar bathroom and cry about your life' drunk. In a feather boa.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
I was looking at your nipple and it made me think of you
Well I hope so...
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