i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
I'm about to initiate a game of drunk UNO.
Drunk UNO has officially been banned from now until forever.
What's the sex policy on a school bus? Because I dibs back seat.
Sex allowed. Dress code is neon and obnoxious.
We are gonna die. I wanna enforce the "no jumping out of moving vehicles" policy. And how are we gonna get a school bus through mcdonalds drive thru?
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
Found out I slept with someone who likes Pitbull. I really should get to know someone better before I sleep with them.
Call me something sexy & ethnic. Like jasmine. But mystical too. Like Mermaid Jasmine. And throw Glitter somewhere in there too.
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
The room got awkwardly silent right as i yelled "leave him alone! I know plenty of straight guys who like to suck dick!"
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