theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
god, a vagina is an amazing trump card
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
He was eating her out on the elevator. What a good man.
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
and now that ive poetically compared your vagina to a nuclear missile, I hope youre prepared for this date.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
Obviously he considers you not fucking him as fucking up. Thus making him fuck up. Based on this I believe he should be disqualified from the race to your vagina.
I understand that just don't try to seduce me while making frozen pizza again.
If he thinks I'm canceling my orgy to coddle his stupid fucking behavior, he has another thing coming
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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