I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
I met the friendliest cop last night
we just stared at taco bell's menu on the website for 2 hours
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I can hear my liver begging me not to go out tonight
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
And we should impose a 'friends don't let friends order 25 shots at last call' rule
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
Yeah, I got home from work at like 9:30, and he was passed out on the couch wearing only a tee shirt and The Jurassic Park theme on repeat.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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