Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
We just walked into this party and immediately got handed a grilled cheese sandwhich....
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
We were fucking in the back of my truck and no joke a skunk came up and sprayed us. How am I supposed to explain this to my parents
I walked in on him jerking it to videos of UFC fighters. The most awkward part: he didn't stop when I walked in.
I accidentally mass texted his dick pic. Not only to my friends, but to my dad as well...
not only was there glitter in the toilet after i peed, but there was some on the toilet paper after i wiped. this cant be healthy.
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
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