bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
Been home for 3 days and already spiked coffee with Kahlua. Only 106 till we go back to school
Just saw a guy walking down the street carrying a giant inflatable penis
Just arrived at our party
And on the seventh day, God carefully sculpted your cock to fit perfectly into my masterpiece of a vagina. Then he rested. Look it up.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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