you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
well it doesn't count as a walk of shame if he drops you off at your class in his golf cart
I ended up giving him head, i think it was mostly a defensive move so that he wouldn't discover i was wearing those onesy spanx
He was pretty out of it. He heard crickets outside, and thought it was the laptop. So he put his ear to it, rubbed the keyboard, and said "tell me your secrets."
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
and now her best friend is massaging my table under the leg. this may not end well.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
No, this place just freaks me out. Like I feel like ill get pregnant just being here. And all those pregnant bellies. It's weird.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
Han Solo would be ashamed of me.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
Bored of what? I stayed up all night researching sex toys because I'm excited to do things with you that I haven't done in 29 years of having a body.
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
Sorry I missed your birthday party. I caught a dick and rode it to O-Town
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