im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
so i decided to listen to you and went ahead and slept with him. you owe me 3 minutes
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
it was really awkward, he kept trying to get on the bed with us and we kept having to kick him back on the floor.
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
so i just realized i am an alcoholic. I was making some tomato soup because im still sick, and put vodka in it. sad huh? lets go out!
Yeah I'm buying him lunch right now because I shot him with the fire extinguisher last night
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
and after i failed the breathalyzer i said to the cop "i've never been very good at tests"....
I still have a scar from the last time she gave me a handjob. There is NO WAY i'll stick my dick anywhere near her again
The doctor that gave me my std test is trying to hook me up with her daughter lol
The resort was totally empty, just June and I. Which of course lead to EXCESSIVE day drinking and outdoor fucking. FYI Dominicans LOVE to watch.
She's passed out laying in the middle of the street. Cars are honking at her and going around her body. We need to stop playing BONECRUSHER.
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
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