check it out our google latitudes are spooning
come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
my brother came home with a bottle of vodka and his pants off. were gonna spend more quality time together.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
Why is there a muffler in the livingroom?
First, I just want to say that I had nothing to do with it. Second, how good is your car insurance?
I hope I don't have to wait for another triple crown winner to get laid again.
I am drunk at 8am listening to Cyndi Lauper and dressed up in a penguin suit
I smell like a mix of alcohol, sweat, and sex and its only 10 AM
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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