That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Your the only friend that would realize I'm gonna get drunk and send coke to me at a bar before I made drunken phone calls for it. You sir complete me.....
i drank out of my shoe...were you seriously expecting me to be the voice of reason?
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Honest to god.. She looks better fat. I never would have imagined those words coming out of my mouth, EVER.
It's probably not healthy how legit bummed I am that my bottled of wine is gone.
Just found the measuring tape in my bathroom. How drunk could I have possibly been on Saturday?!
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
Vagina status: the swelling is going down.
Could’ve gone my whole life not seeing a man snort coke off another man’s cock... but there it is...
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