Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
they bet me shots that I couldn't give people piggyback rides around the club just cause I'm 125lbs and a girl...I had a line forming after the third guy.
The last thing I said to him last night before telling him he couldn't give me a kiss goodnight was pointing at his dick then at me and saying "this isn't working out"
He turned down jacuzzi sex. He cares more about my vagina than i do.
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
Last comment. I know of no exercises, diets or practices out there to help keeping balls young and healthy. They simply succumb to gravity.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Ya can’t just go throwing accusations around about someone pooping their pants without some hard evidence
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
