Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
you left your shoes but remembered to take your vodka. i see where your priorities are.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
just spent $80 on an im sorry breakfast from mcdonalds for everyone sleeping in my apartment for being a drunkass and locking everyone out of the apartment at 2am.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Turns out both me and my grandpa have a guilty pleasure for South American men.
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
When I woke up I was spooning with a block of cheese. Like, cuddling. Me and the cheese we nestling...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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