Her vagina should come with caution tape.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
How would I get in touch with Carly Rae Jepsen if I wanted to thank her for the loss of my virginity?
Walking out of the bathroom and not knowing you have hand soap on the front of your pants so it looks like you blew a load on yourself really sets the tone for the rest of the week...
Why is there soup literally in every orifice of my body?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Well I hate to admit it but at this point I can successfully say i have been pee'd on by both of my roommates.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
i just swapped my iPhone for a happy meal. this is greg btw, the hooker let me borrow her phone
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