My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
she took out her dip, threw up, and put it back in. it was like a scene from Nick and Nora's trip to the trailer park.
You came in at two thirty, wearing your underwear and a tie then asked where you could find a sombrero and a pair of stilletos that would fit your men's size thirteen feet.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
The party invite said "this ain't no lame stoplight party, you come to hookup or you don't come" I feel like their honesty deserves out attendance
Not to mention having our pick at the ensuing sausagefest
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
There's something empowering about being at dinner and sitting across the table from two men you've blown.
Your penis caused this!
I just threw up in front of a bunch of parents/prospective students while they were on a campus tour..awesome..
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