similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
The other night after we fucked we talked about Lowe's vision insurance. Never fuck a coworker.
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
The less money I spend on drugs, the happier my mom will be.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
In hindsight, I probably should not have let the waiter give me a chiropractic adjustment on my neck last night.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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