Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
Watching dad use Doritos to illustrate exactly where to locate the clitoris. How's your family christmas going?
were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
i threw up in a box in my own lap driving today.
Cuz last time you told me I was going to be shocked about something you got a hand job from a stripper in canada
He taught me where the gears in a five speed are with his penis.
Yo, go checkout Kerri's Instagram quick! There's like 12 pics of her fucking some guy in a bar's bathroom. GO GO GO GO!!!!
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Yeah when we were together he never sent me dick pics like a normal boyfriend. It was always pizzas. That should've been my sign.
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
Dude. So. Much. Sex. Find a girl in her 30s. Now.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
Randomize
