ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Why am I getting the stink eye from these people? They're acting like BYOB isn't kosher in a laundromat.
i just opened the overnight bag i packed at 2am last night. Apparently all i thought id need was a handful of quarters, mascara and one sock
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
Just watched a guy puke off his bike. Beyond impressed. He didn't even swerve
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
No way. Every time you have sex with him you'll end up staring into those eagle eyes and stop mid-orgasm.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
Can my mom come with to the bar? Prince just died and I feel like I need to take her out to cheer her up.
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