i don't care who i fucked last night, until im at 43plus im not considering myself slutty
last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I met her dad while holding 4 empty beer bottles at the opera house. I think I made a hell of an impression.
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Im sorry you'll never get the feeling of closeness when you go to pee outside and you realize you're peeing right where someone else just peed
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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