She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
I thidmdmk you'gre a special person
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
how the fuck did you end up in georgia? you were here at my party dry humping some chick 2 hours ago
so you mean to tell me that there is no way you can get me?
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
I found a ladder. I don't know where I am. Gonna climb it. I feel like aladin
he stopped midthrust to put on his sex playlist and the first song was 'can you feel the love tonight'
where do you find these guys?
He's high as balls tripping balls and doing a reenactment of the scene where Buzz jumps off the balcony and can't fly to his soundtrack of Toy Story.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
My boyfriend just asked what time I was coming over. As soon as my old BF unchains me. I think he ran away.
I still have your make up all over the inside of my thighs from the face sitting. Free tonight?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
Can't really tell your Mom you are moody due to dick deprivation.
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