I'm eating all of the evidence.
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
oh great. the only prospects for sex left for the night are douchebag in the ed hardy shirt & frodo-looking ass
fuck it... i'll be the lord of his rings
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
This is so fucking sad. Netherlands isn't even a real country.
she said my body looked tiny like it was a bad thing and then didn't even mention how great my tits look. it's like we're not even friends.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
At what point do you think my baptist preacher of a father will clue in that my brother "bringing a foreign exchange student" for thanksgiving means "bringing his european boyfriend and they'll probably fuck every night" for thanksgiving?
Some fat latino guy has these 2 fat white moms making out with each other on the dance floor
Shout out to this stomach virus for helping me prepare for whatever slutty Halloween costume I decide to wear.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
yes, i'm a douce. but i'm a high quality douche.
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