Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
i hate that you can chart my weight gain through my facebook pictures.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just found the book "How to Stay Christian in College" on my roommates desk. At a loss for words...
For a whole 2 minutes you were convinced you were talking to my voicemail
stranger just walked up to the fridge at the party, took the hawaiin punch out, drank it straight from the bottle, looked at everyone who stared in awe and said "im fucking thirsty" and put it back.
it was like brushing your tongue but with a fucking long toothbrush.
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
She said we "made love." I had to explain to her that when both parties agree that the first time time they have sex both people agree to video tape the whole thing its not "making love" but more like random good time fun sex.
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I said I hate kids.This dude said he will sell his children to go on a date with me.
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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