just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
i fucked a milf yesterday.
i'm not impressed, in this generation that could technically mean a 16 year old.
Like I couldn't describe it to you but if they did a lineup of penises i'd be able to pick it out.
She had me dip my balls in cake batter ice cream from cold stone and then tea bag her. Let's get weird just got a whole new meaning.
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
I'm bringing Sergeant Single Slut out this weekend. I hope you're ready for her.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
WHY THE FUCK DOES RICKY'S BROTHER GET AN ENTIRE POT OF PASTA FOR BEING SHIRTLESS AND ALL I GET IS ARRESTED?!
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
She yelled Carpe Diem when she orgasmed. Is it too early to marry her?
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