dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
That girl's pussy is like White Castles, you crave it once in awhile, but you know next morning you regret eating it.
There's a vagina buried somewhere in there.
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
the cop asked for your social security number and you gave her your high school locker combo
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Just retrieve me from the bathroom floor when you're done
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
Not to mention I think lunch is a little inappropriate when our relationship is only based on Mario kart and alcohol so far...
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I made out with my moms boyfriends son last night. Thanksgiving is gonna be reeeal fun!
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
Well we can add this to the list of 'where the hell did that bruise come from?'
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