The Lord gave Farrah Fawcett 1 wish when she died. She wished that all children in the world would be safe! The Lord granted her wish and killed Michael Jackson.
So, I just pissed in her shampoo bottle. Hope she enjoys a late golden shower from me.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
My stripper pole led lights flash with the sound so it's awsome with music
The original plan involved fireworks and a lot more dildos but the new one is still okay.
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Slap a cop in the butt for a felony charge. Check.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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