And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Well I woke up with spatula marks on my ass and burns on my hands.
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
honestly, i'm just crying in the kitchen naked and eating salsa
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Ya he's alive. Apparently he's been drinking Naty and listening to Unbreak My Heart on repeat all day.
'TWAS BUT A GLORIOUS SIGHT. BITCHES.
You don't marry someone you don't want to fuck senseless this is 2014 dammit
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I HATE HIM SO MUCH I HOPE HE GETS IN SOME WEIRD ACCIDENT WHICH MAKES IT IMPOSSIBLE FOR HIM TO NUT
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
some guy had a sword and everyones crying..it turned bad..fast.
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