But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
He told me he had herpes after I put his hotdog in my mouth
Ya! She had a north face on tho so she was a classy hooker.
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
look what he's done to me, i actually want to be a stripper now.
Im doing shots of vodka in the bathroom covered in pillows.
Tornado warnings are fun!
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
hungover waitressing a bar association event. im being judged by actual judges.
He sent me a snapchat of him singing wrecking ball. Guess what the wrecking ball was. Hint: he literally came.
The joke is on me because whale penis is forever in my search history.
Worth it.
The more I drank he just got hotter and hotter. And then the mustache didn't look too bad
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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