I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
you think the cum will come out of moms black shirt?
Lets get really high and only speak Spanish to each other again tonight
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
I couldn't walk, so he carried me all the way home; and then I told him that I wasn't drunk enough to fuck him. Poor kid.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
You left a trail of sequins from your dress incase we got lost
Babe when I told you that you needed to grow up I didn't mean get drunk and sponsor 8 African kids.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
I'm still drunk, my mom is throwing up, and there is a random Irish guy out getting our house breakfast right now. Wednesday's are my bitch.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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