real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
Ok, but If I make this happen, my first born son gets to fuck your first born daughter
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
My dad, when he got home and saw me loading a bowl in the living room: "We have TWO beautiful balconies to get high on and you pick the couch?!"
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
Yup. Dog walker, house sitter and mistress to the rich, bored and bi-curious. I've got a nice little operation running.
So I have to borrow my moms car tomorrow to go pick up my ID from the strip club so I can board my plane tomorrow
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Woke up with champagne in my hair and honey mustard on my hands. Strangely, I'm okau with this
Fuck you. All I remember from last night is telling random people that I'm in a "judgement free zone" then I threw up
He is completely naked, curled in a ball, and rocking back and forth in the shower humming lullabies to himself. This is your responsibility since I'm going to be fucking someone in 5.7 seconds.
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