I'm drinking ghetto ass mojitos!
Wow. How can mojitos be ghetto?
Squirt + bacardi limon + limes = ghetto mojitos
I may be a little high but I'm pretty sure my alphabet soup has only Os in it
We call that spaghetti Os
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
The other. Cat spoke to me and left. This shit is laced
The first cat might save me but they are taking out masks
You me handle of captain and a sorostitute study sesh, if we don't get laid mancards must be relinquished
Is the booze for tonight or the apocalypse?
Both. Pregaming the zombie party and hurricane sustenance.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
He offered me handsanitizer after a hand job, you can't tell me he's not perfect!
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
Sober sex is weird like I didn't expect this when I got clean
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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